glitter buddah

















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THE GLITTER BUDDAH ANSWER TO ALL
















  • THE hardest things you do are those you do NOT do.
  • Never assume your friends have a clue what you are talking about.
  • Being yourself is easy if others see you being someone else.
  • Dying is easy, comedy is hard.
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you...carry a gun, and you get arrested.
  • Cheaters never prosper unless it's a right-off.
  • Never trust a woman with pms and a warhammer.
  • Always assume the worst. Then be happy after it doesn't happen.
  • Attitude IS everything.
  • Never count on anyone for help, so when someone helps, it's like winning the lottery!
  • Never try to teach a pig to sing, they are horrible tenors.














TO USE GLITTER BUDDAH CORRECTLY...
...CLOSE YOUR EYES.
...ASK A QUESTION.
....POINT AT THE SCREEN.
...POOF.
...ANSWER SOLVED....sort of.

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