• IN PERSON: $5.00 for fifteen minutes.
• IN PERSON: $20.00 for 1/2 hour.
• GROUP/PARTIES 50 people and under: $50.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! And having to take a picture with my pet monkey.
• GROUPS/PARTIES 52 people and over: $250.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! Picture with pet monkey are optional.
• GROUPS/PARTIES 250 people and over: $500.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! Picture with pet monkey optional, plus picture of monkey put on button for each person in party as token. 
• ONLINE or via SNAIL MAIL Readings: $20.00 This includes postage and me having to type. And we all know how much I LOVE to type...
• CHECKING YOUR HOME FOR GHOSTS: Email me.
• LECTURES/PERFORMANCES: Email me.

ASTROLOGY/SOCIOASTROLOGY PROFILES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

• PER PERSON: $45.00 Per Profile. I will need lots of information, so don't be surprised if I send you a stack of stuff in the mail that you need to fill out. I will however, cut that down if there are two or more profiles being done...like if it's a couple or a wedding gift or kids birthday present...If you are looking for a comparison/relationship profile for a significant person plus yourself? It's the same price.
• ANIMAL ZODIOLOGY PROFILE: $15.00 Send Picture if possible of pet. Special rate of $30.00 for two pets compatibility together.
• ANIMAL TOTEMS OR CHINESE ASTROLOGY: $25.00 each. An Animal Totem reading is like trying to find out who you are, but fuzzier. Chinese astrology is very cool, too. Less numbers and more fun.