Yes. They ARE out to get you. No. you are not paranoid. They want your immortal soul. I know you think you have lost your little mind…but believe me, it is a conspiracy. Have I fed into your paranoia enough? Good. NOW LISTEN TO ME: They can only hurt you if you let them hurt you. Otherwise, they do not exist. Remember your saying: Give them enough rope to hang themselves. And never ever stay in one place too long to leave too much information for someone to use against you. Think Sandra Bullock in that movie ‘The Net’? That’s you, babe. Just circumvent their programming and all will be zen hugs and cookies!