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Idle minds...scarey thoughts.


















SO, you want a reading, eh?
Are you SURE!?!?!?????????
















CARD/PSY READINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
 
 
  • IN PERSON: $5.00 for fifteen minutes.
  • IN PERSON: $20.00 for 1/2 hour.
  • GROUP/PARTIES 50 people and under: $50.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! And having to take a picture with my pet monkey.
  • GROUPS/PARTIES 52 people and over: $250.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! Picture with pet monkey are optional.
  • GROUPS/PARTIES 250 people and over: $500.00 plus expenses. AND SNACKS! Picture with pet monkey optional, plus picture of monkey put on button for each person in party as token. 
  • ONLINE or via SNAIL MAIL Readings: $20.00 This includes postage and me having to type. And we all know how much I LOVE to type...
  • CHECKING YOUR HOME FOR GHOSTS: Email me.
  • LECTURES/PERFORMANCES: Email me.

 

ASTROLOGY/SOCIOASTROLOGY PROFILES ARE AS FOLLOWS:

 

  • PER PERSON: $45.00 Per Profile. I will need lots of information, so don't be surprised if I send you a stack of stuff in the mail that you need to fill out. I will however, cut that down if there are two or more profiles being done...like if it's a couple or a wedding gift or kids birthday present...If you are looking for a comparison/relationship profile for a significant person plus yourself? It's the same price.
  • ANIMAL ZODIOLOGY PROFILE: $15.00 Send Picture if possible of pet. Special rate of $30.00 for two pets compatibility together.
  • ANIMAL TOTEMS OR CHINESE ASTROLOGY: $25.00 each. An Animal Totem reading is like trying to find out who you are, but fuzzier. Chinese astrology is very cool, too. Less numbers and more fun.
















Disclaimer: Please do bear in mind, that I am full of banter. I could be talking out of my hat...tarot cards are made of plastic. They are paper. They are not YOU. Do not control your entire life by any THING. OR what anyone else says about you. You are in control of your own destiny or/and life...not I.
 
Hence, why I am seriously considering getting a tattoo of a copyright on my ass.

2006 copywrong auntie panpan all rights reversed

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT your shrink. I am NOT a doctor. If you are under 18...don't come here. After you are eligible to vote & drink....THEN COME TO MY SITE.
Otherwise, please go visit other places in the cyberuniverse, besides mine.
 
Sorry sweeties, nuthin personal. I just don't like drama.
 
oh, yeah...one more thing:
FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY