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THE 11 COMMANDMENTS OF CLUB LIFE
- Thou Shalt SCHMOOZE Properly.
- Thou Shalt not hurleth onto the dance floor.
- Thou Shalt not fall over the toilet in the public bathroom unless your best friend holdeth your hair back.
- Thou Shalt NOT start a scene.
- If thou shalt start a scene, maketh sure it doesn't look like it's your fault and have a ride home.
- Spandex is a privilege, NOT a right.
- Thou shalt taketh a cab if you are too drunk to smoke!
- If you think you REALLY are a vampire, such it is the curse on you that some dumb role playin' schmoe will try to staketh
thee.
- Lunch box purses were made specifically FOR combat!
- The higher the heels, the closer to God.
- Wear earplugs, bring condoms, remember where you parked... and never, ever volunteer!
AMEN
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TO THE ACTUAL NIGHTCLUB HYMNAL
2006 copywrong auntie panpan all rights reversed
DISCLAIMER: I am NOT
your shrink. I am NOT a doctor. If you are under 18...don't come here. After you are eligible to
vote & drink....THEN COME TO MY SITE.
Otherwise, please go visit other places in the cyberuniverse, besides mine.
Sorry sweeties, nuthin personal. I just don't like drama.
oh, yeah...one more thing:
FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
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